Tundra Goblin Butcher
Long knobbly hands hold awful flint flayers. Long bulbous noses dive deep into eviscerated entrails. Black and green grungy teeth tear into muscle and fibre. A horrid culinary swarm smashes into towns and villages. With an arsenal of cooking instruments they invade the world of man. A perverse pantry full of predators creating pies out of prey, unfortunately prey includes people.
These vicious disgusting chefs run rampart. Stealing anything that is or isn't nailed down, even the nails themselves. Using furniture for fuel for the fire. Family heirloom swords as meat skewers and mugs as make shift pots and pans. Entire villages are heaped into hot piles, reduced to coals, cinders and ash.
Massive slabs of meat are marinated using age old fungi. Spider kebabs with skeleton rib skewers. Rat dumping in steamed man flesh. Mugs of troll spit with a side serve of centipede salad. The larder is full of every being that crawls, flies, swims or walks. Nothing is off the table for these horrid hell cooks.
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